21.8.11

cupcakes and shit smear

Cupcakes and Cashmere's office organisation posts slay me. Apparently thousands of loyal followers reckon they benefit from her pearls of infinite wisdom.. Well, she does 'work full time on her blog'. (Ugh, if the maintenance of that vacuous slice of cyberspace was all I'd managed to achieve in my working week, I'd punch myself in the vagina.) So, she's got plenty of time to rearrange her office space. One of her top tips - obviously organise your over-priced important research documents.
And yeah, 'classic' pencils in a tin.. A must-have accessory for any chic desk environment.
Such innovation.. I'm not worthy.

As you can see, Cashmere's schedule is packed out. Life just can't get any more hectic.
In fact, since the empty document files aren't a fair representation of how hard Cashmere's working on the blog, she's written a handy list to illustrate the ruthless nature of her daily rota.
As if hemming her new pants and popping to the post office aren't enough, she's so busy that she has to remind herself to answer her own emails. Looks like there'll barely be time to 'photograph dessert'.. What the actual fuck?

This is what passes for a 'creative' 'job' these days?

I really hope that 'speech' she's working on is about how to trick more idiots into believing this lifestyle has any intellectual merit whatsoever so we can all learn how to get a license to shit gold.

1 comment:

Nanncee said...

:D awesome i hope your goin to update regularly?